I don’t get it
I don’t get it either..
DOES ANYONE FUCKING GET THIS?!
this is actually so clever
I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted
“You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.”
and i’m laughing reALLY HARD
date a boy who’s a wolf. not figuratively a wolf literally date a fucking wolf. wolves are strong and cute and have powerful jaws for crushing the bones of men who harass you on the street. wolves are better than men in every respect. have you ever seen a man kill an elk with his teeth, howl at the moon, run at speeds of 35 mph. wolves CANNOT call you slurs
this woman had the best sex in the history of anime. you cant tell me otherwise
*seductively puts on Mickey ears*
“So I heard you like Disney…”
someone fix this gif and make her put on mickey ears!
my hand slipped
so one time when I was in 4th grade I faked a wheezing sound to my teacher to get out of class and the school nurse said I was wheezing and I secretly felt all smug that I had tricked them both and the nurse called my mom and she took me to the doctor and the doctor said I wasn’t wheezing and he gave me this look like he knew I was faking and I was scared I was gonna get in trouble because he took an x-ray just in case and woops it turns out my entire left lung was filled with fluid
Vietnamese photographer Thanh Ha Bui captured this incredible image in his parents’ back garden and, after spotting a line of super strong weaver ants marching across a branch, decided to test their legendary weightlifting skills. First experimenting with pieces of food and leaves, he eventually ended up with this incredible shot
im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing
time to put on my final exam outfit